A daily scan of Drudge Report provides access to news stories across the land not otherwise easily located. This story caught my eye: CPS Mandates Sexual, Health Education For Kindergarten.
Perhap the most absurd news from an absurd week. I had to post my retort immediately. But fancy this — CBS would not let me, so I offer my satire here…
‘It’s not our fault they can’t read, they can’t add two plus two, can’t sign their name (it’s not culturally sensitive to teach cursive).
It’s our job to make sure as heck they know how to make babies, raise them fatherless, get as much dole as possible, vote at least twice, and ensure they cannot defend themselves from criminals and because criminals need to make babies, get dole, and vote twice per election too…
(and shhhh don’t tell anyone but it’s all good for us teacher unions)’