Vote Fraud Army

by Timothy Lane11/11/16

(with apologies to Tom Lehrer)

We are the Vote Fraud Army.
Every one of us Cares.
We all hate poverty, war, and injustice,
And ACORN pays for our wares.

There are conservative voters ,yeah,
But we regard them with scorn.
Those right-wing baggers have no social conscience —
Why, they won’t even vote for Big Bird and porn.

If you feel dissatisfaction, vote your frustrations away.
Some people may prefer action,
But give me a false name any old day.

The scheme don’t have to be clever,
And it’s right to vote a few extra times.
We call it racist if they try to stop us,
And you don’t have to stand in line.

Remember the fight against Nixon.
That’s the kind where each of us belongs.
Though he may have won 8 years later.
We brought Camelot in.

So join in the Vote Fraud Army.
False names are the weapons we tote.
In the fight against poverty, war, and injustice,
Ready, aim, vote.

Timothy Lane writes from Louisville, Kentucky and publishes the FOSFAX fanzine.
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3 Responses to Vote Fraud Army

  1. Brad Nelson Brad Nelson says:

    That’s pretty good, Timothy. It captures some of the unhinged irrational radicalism of the Left’s mob.

  2. Timothy Lane says:

    As might be guessed by the reference to Big Bird, this was written after the 2012 election — but, as usual with modern liberalism, nothing really needed to change.

  3. Anniel says:

    Vote fraud? Tell me it isn’t true. Why all those voters without ID’s surely are lily-white and have our best interests at heart, even as they rise from the dead. We must be just paranoid and need “adjustments” to our thinking.

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