by Brad Nelson 7/9/14
Do you want to see a good example of the Religion of Leftism? Take a look at this “Sustainable Tourism on Vashon” statement.
Do I need to parse it for you or do you see it as self-evidently silly as I do? Okay, I’ll parse it nonetheless. But all I really wanted to do was check out the bike routes on Vashon Island, not hug Mother Gaia and “connect the island globally,” whatever the hell that means.
Stick with me on this. I know you probably read enough of this gibberish, but I’ll try to make it funny.
The Sustainable Tourism On Vashon, (STOV) offers classes, educational tours and activities that are small scale, low impact, culturally sensitive, community orientated, primarily nature based, educational and capable of broadening peoples minds and enlivening their souls that provide a unique experience, firmly grounded in sustainable principles and practices.
Pardon my French, but what kind of an idiot thinks such moronic thoughts? What’s a “low impact, culturally-sensitive” bike tour? Okay, I’ll agree to “keep off the grass” where appropriate. I won’t pee on any trees if that will appease the Green Nazis. And I’ll be “culturally-sensitive” and won’t laugh at or mock the libtards who still have Obama bumper stickers on their car. Deal? I can do that.
And did you catch the “enliven your souls” aspect? Thank you very much, but I’ll do so by contemplating God, nature, and man’s place in the scheme of things. But you won’t find a bit of “soul” in this secular/socialist environmental wacko stuff. You’ll just find stuff that sounds silly.
And speaking of souls, my doesn’t need to be “enlivened.” It needs to be deepened and strengthened. Again, it shows you the libtard orientation of the Religion of Leftism. It’s all just another form of “fulfillment” or entertainment.
Not all of that stuff is bad. There’s nothing wrong with promoting artistic and agricultural activities, for example, although for libtards they probably think they do need to “promote agricultural activities,” or what the rest of us folk know as “farming in order to have something to eat.” But for libtards it’s an “activity” to be designated a “destination.”
Anyway, thanks for allowing me this small rant. Sometimes I just have to do this or else my head would explode. I may or may not go to Vashon Island this weekend for some biking adventures, perhaps a chance to show the “sustainability” of my peddling stroke (and I am getting in rather good shape). I think I’ll be heading north instead. But I was just scoping the island out for future recreational activities. Maybe I’ll stop by for the Wiccanfest, which I’m sure a place such as this will likely have.
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