The Progressive Pout of Michelle Obama

by Jerry Richardson   10/6/14

Michelle Obama is pouting! Oh my, what should be done?

She is reportedly pouting and not vigorously campaigning for Democrats because a number of prominent members of her own party have not supported her omniscient, heavenly-revealed dietary-knowledge of what is best for all school children to eat.

Gasp! Say it isn’t so Democrats. Say it isn’t so New York Times.

…despite the nail-biting closeness of state contests to decide which party will control the Senate, Michelle Obama has been largely absent from the campaign trail so far.
she…believes some Senate Democrats have been insufficiently supportive of her own efforts to end childhood obesity.
She was particularly angered when 11 Democrats from potato-growing states signed a letter by Republicans opposing the administration’s exclusion of white potatoes from the foods that beneficiaries of the Women, Infants and Children program can buy.
New York Times Article

Oh, cringe ye Democrats!  You potato-heads are in big trouble. Queen Moochelle has declared all things potato off-limits for school-student lunches.  Instead of “Let them eat cake.”  It’s, “Let all students avoid the horrid white potato and let them eat carrots wrapped in raw spinach leaves.”

Here’s the list of the dietary-know-nothing miscreants who signed the letter opposing the administration’s exclusion of white potatoes in government-financed lunches:

Republicans: Susan Collins (Maine), John Cornyn (Texas), Mike Crapo (Idaho), Deb Fischer (Nebraska), John Hoeven (North Dakota), Mike Johanns (Nebraska), Ron Johnson (Wisconsin), Jerry Moran (Kansas), James Risch (Idaho)

Democrats: Mark Udall (Colorado), Tammy Baldwin (Wisconsin), Michael Bennet (Colorado), Maria Cantwell (Washington), Heidi Heitkamp (North Dakota), Carl Levin (Michigan), Jeff Merkley (Oregon), Patty Murray (Washington), Charles Schumer (New York), Debbie Stabenow (Michigan)

Independent: Angus King (Maine)
Potato Heads

Gasp!  Say it isn’t so Mark Udall.  Say it isn’t so Carl Levin.  Say it isn’t so Patty Murray. Say it isn’t so Chuck Schumer.

Double-Gasp!!  Some of the very king-pins of the inner-core of Democrat/Progressivism have fallen into abject progressive-heresy.  The shame of it: Disobeying her Poutship!

No one should be surprised at this latest Moochelle pout. Displaying arrogance and then pouting, when they don’t get their way, seems to be a family trait for the current White House occupants.  But after all, it is unthinkably treasonous for the Obama-sycophants not to obey the royal couple they have empowered with the high self-calling to “fundamentally change America.”

Progressives easily convince themselves that they totally know best how each and every single American should manage each and every single aspect of their life, down to the tiniest detail.

That’s why we need more and bigger government—in order to continue to attempt progressive-utopian-missions-impossible; in order to continue to steal from future generations and redistribute their wealth before they are even born; and in order to demonstrate our genuine progressive bona fides: Increase our efforts to waste trillions of present-day hard-earned tax-payer dollars on failing, bureaucratic, socialistic schemes such as Obamacare.

And if someone disagrees, especially a Senate Democrat—heavens!—just happens to disagree with an omniscient-pronouncement from reigning Progressive-royalty, then that person must be punished, severely: “Off with their campaign-support.”

If there is anything that a self-worshiping-Progressive cannot stand it is to be contradicted or disagreed with on ANY of their mandatory pronouncements—and all of their pronouncements are mandatory.


Half a lunch, half a lunch,
Half a lunch onward,
into the cafeteria, hungry
Strode the student hundreds.
“Forward to a salad Bowl!
No meat and potatoes!”  they’re told.
Into the cafeteria, hungry
Strode the student hundreds.

©2014, Jerry Richardson

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5 Responses to The Progressive Pout of Michelle Obama

  1. Timothy Lane says:

    The problem is that the children are still hungry when they leave (probably throwing out a lot of inedible or undesirable food), thanks to Bitchy Michie’s ukase. (I might decide to combine my sobriquets for her into one, Chernobitch, which goes with her husband as Chernobog.) The imperious food tsar also seems unaware that white potatoes are good sources of vitamin C and potassium (which is very important when they’re so fanatically concerned about sodium).

  2. Anniel says:

    There are whole societies who practically subsist on potatoes and are perfectly healthy. Also salt is really not bad but good and necessary for you. One of my sons was on an anti-seizure medication and thought he was going crazy on it. He went in to the doc finally and had to be given salt on an emergency basis because he was so low on sodium. The doc had not told him that the med drained the body of sodium, and he told my son that they know all the fear of salt is nonsense. Dave had to take salt pills every day for a long time. We carried salt tablets when we traveled in the desert. It was as critical as water.
    Not sure Michelle O. is as nutritionally smart as she thinks she is. Just another control freak.

    • Jerry Richardson says:


      If Michelle or Barack Obama were as smart as they and the Obama sycophants imagine, they would have to be awarded some sort of lifetime “Albert Einstein” medal.

      The problem is, to quote Forest Gump:

      Stupid is as stupid does.

      And both of the Obamas “does” a lot of stupid.

    • Timothy Lane says:

      The standard minimum daily requirement of sodium is 2300 milligrams, and Chernobitch restricts lunch intake to 120 (presumably on the assumption that they get plenty elsewhere — which isn’t true for those who only eat at school). The potassium requirement is 3400 milligrams, and many doctors (but none Chernobitch consulted, I suspect) think they key is to maintain a good balance between the two electrolytes (which potatoes help accomplish).

  3. Jerry Richardson says:

    NORTH TONAWANDA, N.Y. – More schools are pointing out the emperor has no clothes, or in this case, isn’t eating the “rabbit food” being given to everyone else.

    New York’s North Tonawanda Board of Education is the latest to lash out at the new school lunch rules championed by First Lady Michelle Obama.

    “We left thinking, what are we feeding these kids?” school board president Colleen Osborn, said at a recent meeting, according to the Tonawanda News.

    “We have students of all different shapes and sizes. Some of these kids have lunch at 10 a.m. and then they’re limited and can’t buy other things. It’s a broken system.”

    The paper reports the board is concerned students may be going hungry.

    After taking comments from parents, “Someone in the audience made a good point.”

    She added, “Michelle Obama put these things into play, but her children go to private school and they don’t have to follow these standards.”

    Of course, Michelle O’s children go to private school

    Naturally, progressives are always hypocrites concerning the rules they attempt to force on the hoi polloi. They don’t want to have to obey their own stupid rules

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