Facts are a stubborn thing my friends and I’ll offer you a new one for today. National Review used to be a conservative institution. It is now a liberal-enabling collection of bed-wetters with the occasional seemingly randomly permissible-due-to-NRO-Editorial-somnolence conservative article.
Anyway, in response to the ever-conservative Steyn, I posted the following, got good reviews, and within twelve hours the post was unceremoniously dumped by NRO. Here at StubbornThings we do not censor conservative thought or humor. Enjoy:
(In response to An Accidental War by Mark Steyn)
This accident will be long forgotten in a few weeks, heck it will be forgotten by the media while its happening. But I can imagine what the headlines will be in a few years…
In a brief ½ decade the nation’s greatest traitor since the Rosenberg’s will walk out of prison a free man (or in 2019 NYT approved lingo, a self identified GANP Gender Neutral Autonomous Personage).
8 JULY 2019
ABC’S LONG ANTICIPATED BLOCKBUSTER IS FINALLY HERE, TONIGHT, 8:00PM
Leavenworth: A Love Story, Chelsea and Nidal
The tragic tale of cosmic souls forced by man’s intolerance to lives desolate, apart and unrequited. This is their story.
We know it’s coming, we just have to sit back, be patient, and wait.
STAR-CROSSED TRAITORS MEET THEIR DESTINY AND EACH OTHER AT LEAVENWORTH
This is not a story of treason but of a broken heart, the views care not about the demise of their nation but of a jilted man. Yes poor Nidal was jilted by Chelsea as she moved on to bigger and better genitals from the Hollywoody set.
Yes victim of Christian intolerance Nidal did his best to advance the cause of NASA and assuage insecurities from 500 years of Islamic Caliphate failure. The media praised his efforts for they know all too well eggs must be broken to make omelets, especially halal ones.
All were saddened by Nidals guilty verdict but took solace in happenstance of a mystical nature that put fellow traitors in the same prison.
It was love a first sight,
Nidal was getting quite inpatient waiting his 72 virgins but Allah threw him a bone ( so to speak) here on terra firma.
You see Nidal never expected to wait longer than it took his nation to defeat German and Japan for him to just get a trial. Now he has to wait longer than it took for his nation to win the cold war before he can get them virgins.
Praised be Allah.
That variable beauty and heavenly body Chelsea Womanning walked in the cell.
Far be it for our military to keep these two apart, the gods of political correctness must be fed. After all the praised Nidal just weeks before sending his fellow soldiers to heaven for his exquisite leadership I interfaith communication. They promoted tramp vamp to top secret status because gender bending must be rewarded to ensure equal opportunity prevision diversity is maintained within the ranks.
And just consider the bad press the 4 Stars would get if they condoned patriotism and denied fundamental RIGHTs of Americans to be un-American and restrict their free access to betrayal, subversion, treachery and disloyalty.
Therefore the relationship was to not only be condoned but blessed. We will be the first pro prison enhancing LGBTQ-Islamophilc relationship building military in the world. The special some are more equal than others One Week Bonus Leave provided to SSM Service members and denied to straight Service members will not apply. These two will get the Grievance Recompensation Two Week Bonus Leave (the LGBTQs will comply and they will quietly get the bonus extended to 2 weeks too).
Unfortunately for Nidal, being the more religious of the two, he demurred from consummating the relationship as he is old fashioned and prefers to be married first. Thus jilted Chelsea was forced to seek gratification elsewhere and when his 5 years of soft labor was up, he left Nidal searching for the hardcore. A stunned Nidal could only look on as Chelsea traipsed to the gloryholes pagan Hollywood had to offer.
Because liberals love Nidal so much and will ensure his death sentence is appealed to long after I leave the planet Nidal must muster up the courage to be patient and wait for a very long time until he finally gets the remaining 71 virgins.
Chelsea lived happily ever after on the fortune she made playing herself in the sequel, CHELSEA SKIS FOR SNOWDEN, traitors from a racist country are redeemed and return as heroes in the new United Socialist States of America.
In the meantime don’t miss ABC next week as our Chelsea month continues.
Next Friday a very special movie we are honored to declare is sponsored by the Democrat National Committee:
CHELSEA AND ANTHONY A CYBER AFFAIR.
Learn the harrowing tale of Chelsea Clinton born into political brilliance comes of age under the tutelage of gifted tweeter Mr. Weiner. We are so excited to present to you this honest portrayal of one of our finest and most accomplished citizens for all of America to see so they can truly know her greatness before she seeks the2020 Democrat nomination for President.