by Glenn Fairman 12/9/13
Having jumped impeccably through every hoop while conspiring to wipe clean every paper trail leading away from their Favorite Son’s fetid cul-de-sac of treachery and Post-American stratagems, the Main Stream Harlots have indeed morphed into a Fifth Column phalanx of state sponsored power — a unilateral disinformation bureau no longer bothering to keep up the pretense of objectivity. Subsequently, their hearts and minds have been irrevocably bought and paid for and their pens and videotape sold as vassals to captains of an expansive ideology, buttressed by platitudes of their Progressive faith. It is no secret that they have become as partisan as a High School cheerleading squad — as credulous as a toddler listening for Santa on a frost covered roof.[pullquote]It is no secret that they have become as partisan as a High School cheerleading squad — as credulous as a toddler listening for Santa on a frost covered roof.[/pullquote]
Sing a lamentation for the fall of the mighty Fourth Estate: who traded their virtue for thirty shekels of ideological fool’s gold. Who bartered truth for advocacy — content no longer in reporting the day’s events, but instead, became compelled through dogmatic fervor to shape the story as it evolved — to drive history as one drives a herd, always with a mind towards their own narrow political investment.
Having broken faith with the American people and having steered their eyes into the direction of tyranny, never again will you be held in our esteem. With your handsome faces and coiffed hair, you have made yourself odious to the Republic for the evil thoughts that have entertained your mind. We will not soon forget how we found you in these latter days: on your knees servicing traitors and tyrants—seducing us as you too were seduced—a tribe of hypocrites bowing in obsequiousness to an American apostate whose devotional ejaculate ringed your honeyed and deceitful lips.
Glenn Fairman writes from Highland, Ca. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. • (890 views)