by Brad Nelson 8/28/14
I had intended to watch the new Noah movie in its entirety. But it’s far more stupid than I thought it would be. I was expecting something Avatar-ish — dumb, but entertaining on some level.
But, good god, what clown thought this script would make for a good movie? All I can say is that if you are a conservative, as I am, and like viewing left-of-center trash just for the sheer fun of skewering it, you may want to move onto other choices.
It’s amazing that the producers of this film could draw such talent as Russell Crowe, Anthony Hopkins, and Nick Nolte. They must have done something similar to what Krusty the Clown said to Bart Simpson in response to Bart’s complaints about the inferior quality of “Camp Krusty” which was not in keeping with his usual high clownish standards: They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I’m not made of stone!
Actually, I didn’t last even 30 minutes. I think I lasted about twenty. If there is a God in heaven, I’m surprised that some kind of Immaculate Erasure did not occur in regards to the original prints just before this film went into distribution. Or maybe God likes a good laugh.
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