by Glenn Fairman 10/4/16
Short on cash for the upcoming holidays? BLM will see to it that you get those Jordans, laptops, and stocking stuffers without having to lay into your budgeted blunt and gin money. When the inevitable happens, and some Ebony Einstein with a replica Glock draws down on a Cop, all your dreams will be answered. Just wait until dark and wear a bandana like Jesse James. You can even bring your kids and pretend you’re the second coming of Rosa Parks. Instead of taking a bullet through the head like you would back in the Motherland, you can unleash your indignation and maybe take out some cracker whose great-great grandfather must have owned a whole passel of negroes. Make shopping a socially conscious act again.
Glenn Fairman writes from Highland, Ca.
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